Post by Lonewolf on Nov 5, 2005 21:36:52 GMT -5
Amy: Hailing from the swamps of New Orleans, LA Blak Majik!!!!!!!!!!
["Southwest Voodoo," by ICP hits the loud speakers. The lights go out. Still the crowd has mixed feelings as some are booing and others are chanting MAJIK. A big bolt of lightning hits the ramp as smoke rises from underneath.
Frankson: Well, P-nut here comes your favorite nightm ....I mean wrestler!
P-nut: Ha ha very funny. I would have thought that after the super show that....
[Blak Majik walks out shaking his staff. He looks right at P-nut. P-nut shifts nervously in his chair. Blak Majik walks down to the ring and slides in. He gazes at P-nut and blows smoke right at him.]
P-nut: Hey Frankson would you mind switching me spots?
Frankson: What's a matter P-nut? I thought that you would da grown some balls since you joined up with the E.M.P ? I don't think that your new "friends would appreciate you cowering like a scared rabbit.
Amy: And his opponent Hailing from.....
[ the microphone cuts out. Suddenly static is seen on the big screen. Up flashes a picture of a parrot sitting on a perch]
voice: Polly want a cracker?
(The parrot whistles): Polly want a cracker...Polly want a cracker.. (it whistles again)
HE IS COMING ARE YOU READY? NO ONE IS SAFE!! (scrolls across the screen)
Frankson: What the hell was that all about?
P-nut: Well if you repeat phrases to a parrot...
Frankson: Not that you idiot. That message.
P-nut: I don't know but I'll be sure to ask Lonewolf at the next management meeting.
{Hells Bells by AC/DC hits on the PA.}
Frankson: Darkness looks really good tonight P-Nut. Over the last few weeks he has really started making a name for himself. Hes foughten Genocide a few times Monxide and really has been pushing both title divisons.
P-Nut: But yet, no title!
Frankson: Time may tell hes close maybe he can pull somthing out of the air, he looks ready for tonights match up thats for sure.
[The bell rings. Blak Majik sprints at Darkness who catches him off guard with a drop toe hold. Darkness immediately goes on the offensive. He follows with a bunch of kicks to the ribs and legs of Blak Majik. Darkness then grabs Blak Majik's hair and drags him to his feet. Darkness measures up Majik and hits him with a hard right hand, knocking Majik off his feet. While the ref wars Darkness about using a closed fist Majik rolls around on the mat clutching his head]
P-nut: You see that chief? He's still in pain because of what I did to him!
Frankson: (rolls his eyes) Oh now everyone be afraid of the mighty P-nut. Yea you did that all right.
P-nut: Where were you at when I nailed him? hmm?
Frankson: I was right here doing OUR job!
[Back in the ring Majik is still lying on the ground as Darkness slings himself off the opposite ropes and looks to deliver an elbow drop. By playing possum Majik sees it coming and quickly rolls out of the way letting Darkness fall hard to the mat. Darkness grabs his elbow and slowly start to get up, but Majik is already on his feet. Majik grabs Darkness' arm and turns it into an arm bar. They both circle the ring for a bit before Majik reels Darkness into a standing clothesline]
Frankson: Did you see that he pulled that maneuver out of nowhere.
P-nut: (yawns) Oh that? That was nothing. I bet later on in the night we see my buddy Major do that. Only he'll do it much better.
[ Darkness starts to sit up, Majik is already bouncing off the ropes and nails darkness with a dropkick. Majik seeing that his opponent is down decides to climb the middle turn buckle and points at P-nut]
Frankson: I think he wants to talk to you P-nut. (Frankson turns to look at P-nut but finds his announce colleague hiding under the table) Oh come on you scared little pussy.
[While Majik is toying with P-nut Darkness manages to regain his composure and waits for Majik. An unsuspecting Majik turns, jumps off the turnbuckle right into Darkness' waiting hand. Darkness lays out Majik with a devastating chokeslam. Darkness goes for the quick cover. Majik powers out before the ref gets down to count the one count. Darkness can't believe it! He holds his head for a second. Once again Darkness lifts Majik to his feet and ties him up into a head lock. Darkness then picks up Majik into a suplex and drops him hard to the mat. After the slam Darkness doesn't let go, he swings his hips and loads Majik up for another suplex. This time Majik blocks. Darkness hits him a couple of times and tries to go for the slam again. One more time Majik blocks, this time Majik manages to wiggle free from Darkness' grasp. Majik swings behind Darkness and drives him to the mad with at belly to back suplex.]
Frankson: Both men are down!
Ref and Crowd: 1....2....3....4...5
[both men start to move]
6..7..8..
[At the same time the combatants reach their feet to end the count. They exchange blow for blow. Darkness starts to get Majik on his heels. Quickly Darkness sends Majik's body into the opposite corner. Darkness tries to follow it up with a splash but to no avail. Majik wisely moves out of the way, leaving nothing but empty turnbuckle for Darkness to eat. Darkness hits the buckles hard and staggers out. Sensing his opportunity Majik pounces off the opposite ropes and nails him.]
Frankson: The Soul Charge...Soul charge. Hey P-nut how would you like to feel that?
P-nut: shove it up you ass Frankson!