Post by Lonewolf on Nov 4, 2005 12:46:33 GMT -5
------------Monxide vs Genocide-------------------------
P-Nut: Dont worry we are under rules of The Monxide everything will be okay! Monxide will pull it out!
Frankson: Yeah but no one knows exactly what those rules are!
P-Nut: I know a couple of them
Frankson: enlighten us!
P-Nut: For starters you must win this match by knocking your opponent out so Pins, Submission, Tap Outs, DQ's they are all useless! Then of course Weapons are legal! And the last part!
Frankson: there is more?
P-Nut: Lots more! The last part that I know of is this....EMP Members are allowed to interfere and its perfectly legal! How great is this?
Frankson: real fair....
P-Nut: Hey! Monoxide's is Fair! Deal with it!
(Genocide picks up a steel chair and folds it up he then uses it as a battering ram and bashes it into Monoxides ribs!)
P-Nut: OOOOH That didn't feel good!
(Genocide takes the chair and bashes it over Monoxides back really hard and leaves the chair lying. Genocide then heads to the ring and digs underneath it. He comes out with a Fire Extinguisher! Monoxide gets up and Genocide bashes Monoxide in the head with the Fire Extinguisher. Monoxide flips over the crowd barrier and lands in some fans lap. Monoxide shakes off his cobwebs and looks up. Genocide is standing on the barrier with the Fire Extinguisher pointing downward. Genocide tries and spray Monoxide but Monoxide thinks quick and pulls a fan into the blast.)
Frankson: My God a fan is being frozen!
P-Nut: Heh only in OWF....only in the OWF....
(Monoxide grabs a man in the second rows Beer and throws it in Genocides Face. Genocide falls off the barrier and lands on his back. Monoxide pushes a fan out of his seat and folds up the steel chair. He tosses it on Genocide and climbs the Barrier)
Frankson: Whats going to happen now?
(Monoxide taunts the fans by throwing his right arm up into the shape of an "M" obviously for Monoxide anyways... The Monoxide then leaps off the barrier and drops onto the chair!)
(Monxide picks Genocide up and rolls him into the ring)
Frankson: Finally the match is going back into the ring!
(Monoxide rolls in the ring and goes immiediatly to the trash cans he threw in the ring at the beginning of the match)
P-Nut: Monoxide finds himself back in a familure haven here in this match. Genocide is getting a taste of The Heavyweight Division.
(Monoxide pulls out a garden hoe and lays it down in the ring. He then pulls out a toaster....he sets the toaster down for a second because Genocide seems to be recovering. Monoxide grabs Genocide and whips him into the ropes but Genocide reverses and Monoxide steps on the Garden Hoe causing it to come up and smack him right in the face. Monoxide falls back into the arms of Genocide who grabs him in a waistlock position and proceeds to suplex him out over the ropes. Monoxide lands hard on his head.)
P-Nut: MY GOD!
Frankson: Monoxide was just German Suplexed onto his head!
(Genocide grabs The Toaster and climbs to the top ropes. He waits.....)
P-Nut: Monoxide! Stay Down!
Frankson: No Monoxide get up!
(Monoxide still stunned from that shot to the face by the Garden Hoe stumbles up and Genocide sees his opening he flies off the top ropes and crowns Monoxide with the Toaster!)
Frankson: P-Nut would you like your toast lightly done?
P-Nut: Shut Up!
(Genocide picks Monoxide up and rolls him into the ring! Genocide stands on the outside of the ring and waits for Monoxide to get up. Monoxide eventually gets to his feet and all he can hear is the pumped up crowd that Genocide has worked into a frenzy by taunting them. Genocide leaps to the top rope and springboards off)
Frankson: I've seen this before its the Genocide DDT!
(Genocide goes to a turnbuckle and waits For Monoxide to get up again. Monoxide who is holding his chest gets up and Genocide goes for a superkick at the sametime he goes for it Monoxide reveals to everyone why he is holding his chest and he sprays Pepper spray into Genocides eyes! Genocide loses his sight as Monoxide gets DRILLED with a Super kick right on the chin.)
Frankson: Well Genocide can't see but he smells blood! He knows he hit the Superkick. What follows that is Snap Sup......Wait a second here! Genocide has the Referree! Snap Suplex ON THE REF! Genocide cant see but he knew he landed the Superkick he was looking for Monoxide and grabbed The Ref! That ref may have a Broken Neck!
(Monoxide gets up behind Genocide and takes off running planting his size thirteen in the uprights, right between Genocides legs.)
P-Nut: LowBlow!
Frankson: I hate to spring this on you but there is no ref to count the 10 count!
(Stand Alone hits)
Frankson: what the hell?
P-Nut: Its Lone Wolf and look he has on a ref shirt!
Frankson: For Christ sake he is drinking coffee!
P-Nut: Hurry LoneWolf! Genocide is down Monoxide has this won! Count to 10!
Frankson: Hey he isn't in a hurry!
LoneWolf pulls out a mic and speaks)
LoneWolf: Monoxide I dont want it to end that easy inflict more damage to Genocide! I dont want him to make it to next Breakdown!
(Monoxide shakes his head in agreement and picks up Genocide. He ties his arms in the ropes and begins to punch him in the face. He looks around and goes to a trashcan he finds a stop sign and crunches that over his head. He tosses it to the floor and goes back to the trash can. He pulls out a medium size glass bulb. the kind people use to light their closets. Monoxide pulls it out and busts it all over Genocides face!
P-Nut: Batting Practice comes in handy! Because that one cleared Center Field!
(Monoxide grabs a steel chair and rams it into Genocides ribs followed by a couple shots to the head. Genocides arms come loose and he drops to the mat.)
(Monoxide drops to the outside of the ring and places Genocides legs around the ringpost. He then applies the figure four around the ringpost!)
Frankson: He's going to break his legs!
P-Nut: Oh poor Genocide! Monoxide warned him, now he's paying the consequences!
(LoneWolf gets into Genocides Face with the micraphone, The crowd can hear Genocide scream in pain and LoneWolf begins to taunt.)
LoneWolf: Come on Genocide whats the matter? You can get out of this right? Come on Genocide... Powerout! Come on Genocide! Come on!
(Genocide grabs LoneWolf around the throat and puts his arms around LoneWolfs throat. He puts his mouth down to the mic and begins to talk.)
Genocide: Monoxide! Let go OR I WILL BREAK HIS DAMN NECK! I'LL BREAK IT DAMN IT! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BREAK HIS NECK!
(Monoxide releases the hold and Genocide releases LoneWolf. LoneWolf rolls out of the ring holding his neck Genocide holds his knee and forces his way to his feet. Monoxide slides in and plants a boot in Genocides chest causing him to double over. Monoxide gets behind him and holds him in a Full Nelson position. We can hear a yell from outside of the ring saying HOLD HIM THERE! LoneWolf jumps on the apron and is holding a cup of Coffee. He throws the cup of Coffee at Genocide but Genocide ducks out of the way. Causing the coffee go right into the Monoxides Face.)
P-Nut: Oh NO!!!!! Monxidess Face!
Frankson: Can you smell that? Its the smell of burning Flesh! See ya Monoxide!
(Monoxide grabs his face and screams stepping backwards from Genocide. Genocide takes his foot and plants it in LoneWolfs face. TLoneWolf flies off and is down and out. Genocide motions to the back telling someone to come out. A ref comes running out and Monxide turns around right into The Ref slides in and Genocide collapses into the turnbuckle using the turnbuckle to stay on his feet. The Ref begins to administer the 10 count)
Ref: 1!, 2!, 3!, 4!, 5!, 6!, 7!, 8!, 9!
P-Nut: NOOOO IT cant end this way!
Frankson: That does it! Put the kids to bed 10!!!!!!!!
10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P-Nut: Dont worry we are under rules of The Monxide everything will be okay! Monxide will pull it out!
Frankson: Yeah but no one knows exactly what those rules are!
P-Nut: I know a couple of them
Frankson: enlighten us!
P-Nut: For starters you must win this match by knocking your opponent out so Pins, Submission, Tap Outs, DQ's they are all useless! Then of course Weapons are legal! And the last part!
Frankson: there is more?
P-Nut: Lots more! The last part that I know of is this....EMP Members are allowed to interfere and its perfectly legal! How great is this?
Frankson: real fair....
P-Nut: Hey! Monoxide's is Fair! Deal with it!
(Genocide picks up a steel chair and folds it up he then uses it as a battering ram and bashes it into Monoxides ribs!)
P-Nut: OOOOH That didn't feel good!
(Genocide takes the chair and bashes it over Monoxides back really hard and leaves the chair lying. Genocide then heads to the ring and digs underneath it. He comes out with a Fire Extinguisher! Monoxide gets up and Genocide bashes Monoxide in the head with the Fire Extinguisher. Monoxide flips over the crowd barrier and lands in some fans lap. Monoxide shakes off his cobwebs and looks up. Genocide is standing on the barrier with the Fire Extinguisher pointing downward. Genocide tries and spray Monoxide but Monoxide thinks quick and pulls a fan into the blast.)
Frankson: My God a fan is being frozen!
P-Nut: Heh only in OWF....only in the OWF....
(Monoxide grabs a man in the second rows Beer and throws it in Genocides Face. Genocide falls off the barrier and lands on his back. Monoxide pushes a fan out of his seat and folds up the steel chair. He tosses it on Genocide and climbs the Barrier)
Frankson: Whats going to happen now?
(Monoxide taunts the fans by throwing his right arm up into the shape of an "M" obviously for Monoxide anyways... The Monoxide then leaps off the barrier and drops onto the chair!)
(Monxide picks Genocide up and rolls him into the ring)
Frankson: Finally the match is going back into the ring!
(Monoxide rolls in the ring and goes immiediatly to the trash cans he threw in the ring at the beginning of the match)
P-Nut: Monoxide finds himself back in a familure haven here in this match. Genocide is getting a taste of The Heavyweight Division.
(Monoxide pulls out a garden hoe and lays it down in the ring. He then pulls out a toaster....he sets the toaster down for a second because Genocide seems to be recovering. Monoxide grabs Genocide and whips him into the ropes but Genocide reverses and Monoxide steps on the Garden Hoe causing it to come up and smack him right in the face. Monoxide falls back into the arms of Genocide who grabs him in a waistlock position and proceeds to suplex him out over the ropes. Monoxide lands hard on his head.)
P-Nut: MY GOD!
Frankson: Monoxide was just German Suplexed onto his head!
(Genocide grabs The Toaster and climbs to the top ropes. He waits.....)
P-Nut: Monoxide! Stay Down!
Frankson: No Monoxide get up!
(Monoxide still stunned from that shot to the face by the Garden Hoe stumbles up and Genocide sees his opening he flies off the top ropes and crowns Monoxide with the Toaster!)
Frankson: P-Nut would you like your toast lightly done?
P-Nut: Shut Up!
(Genocide picks Monoxide up and rolls him into the ring! Genocide stands on the outside of the ring and waits for Monoxide to get up. Monoxide eventually gets to his feet and all he can hear is the pumped up crowd that Genocide has worked into a frenzy by taunting them. Genocide leaps to the top rope and springboards off)
Frankson: I've seen this before its the Genocide DDT!
(Genocide goes to a turnbuckle and waits For Monoxide to get up again. Monoxide who is holding his chest gets up and Genocide goes for a superkick at the sametime he goes for it Monoxide reveals to everyone why he is holding his chest and he sprays Pepper spray into Genocides eyes! Genocide loses his sight as Monoxide gets DRILLED with a Super kick right on the chin.)
Frankson: Well Genocide can't see but he smells blood! He knows he hit the Superkick. What follows that is Snap Sup......Wait a second here! Genocide has the Referree! Snap Suplex ON THE REF! Genocide cant see but he knew he landed the Superkick he was looking for Monoxide and grabbed The Ref! That ref may have a Broken Neck!
(Monoxide gets up behind Genocide and takes off running planting his size thirteen in the uprights, right between Genocides legs.)
P-Nut: LowBlow!
Frankson: I hate to spring this on you but there is no ref to count the 10 count!
(Stand Alone hits)
Frankson: what the hell?
P-Nut: Its Lone Wolf and look he has on a ref shirt!
Frankson: For Christ sake he is drinking coffee!
P-Nut: Hurry LoneWolf! Genocide is down Monoxide has this won! Count to 10!
Frankson: Hey he isn't in a hurry!
LoneWolf pulls out a mic and speaks)
LoneWolf: Monoxide I dont want it to end that easy inflict more damage to Genocide! I dont want him to make it to next Breakdown!
(Monoxide shakes his head in agreement and picks up Genocide. He ties his arms in the ropes and begins to punch him in the face. He looks around and goes to a trashcan he finds a stop sign and crunches that over his head. He tosses it to the floor and goes back to the trash can. He pulls out a medium size glass bulb. the kind people use to light their closets. Monoxide pulls it out and busts it all over Genocides face!
P-Nut: Batting Practice comes in handy! Because that one cleared Center Field!
(Monoxide grabs a steel chair and rams it into Genocides ribs followed by a couple shots to the head. Genocides arms come loose and he drops to the mat.)
(Monoxide drops to the outside of the ring and places Genocides legs around the ringpost. He then applies the figure four around the ringpost!)
Frankson: He's going to break his legs!
P-Nut: Oh poor Genocide! Monoxide warned him, now he's paying the consequences!
(LoneWolf gets into Genocides Face with the micraphone, The crowd can hear Genocide scream in pain and LoneWolf begins to taunt.)
LoneWolf: Come on Genocide whats the matter? You can get out of this right? Come on Genocide... Powerout! Come on Genocide! Come on!
(Genocide grabs LoneWolf around the throat and puts his arms around LoneWolfs throat. He puts his mouth down to the mic and begins to talk.)
Genocide: Monoxide! Let go OR I WILL BREAK HIS DAMN NECK! I'LL BREAK IT DAMN IT! I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BREAK HIS NECK!
(Monoxide releases the hold and Genocide releases LoneWolf. LoneWolf rolls out of the ring holding his neck Genocide holds his knee and forces his way to his feet. Monoxide slides in and plants a boot in Genocides chest causing him to double over. Monoxide gets behind him and holds him in a Full Nelson position. We can hear a yell from outside of the ring saying HOLD HIM THERE! LoneWolf jumps on the apron and is holding a cup of Coffee. He throws the cup of Coffee at Genocide but Genocide ducks out of the way. Causing the coffee go right into the Monoxides Face.)
P-Nut: Oh NO!!!!! Monxidess Face!
Frankson: Can you smell that? Its the smell of burning Flesh! See ya Monoxide!
(Monoxide grabs his face and screams stepping backwards from Genocide. Genocide takes his foot and plants it in LoneWolfs face. TLoneWolf flies off and is down and out. Genocide motions to the back telling someone to come out. A ref comes running out and Monxide turns around right into The Ref slides in and Genocide collapses into the turnbuckle using the turnbuckle to stay on his feet. The Ref begins to administer the 10 count)
Ref: 1!, 2!, 3!, 4!, 5!, 6!, 7!, 8!, 9!
P-Nut: NOOOO IT cant end this way!
Frankson: That does it! Put the kids to bed 10!!!!!!!!
10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!