Post by mimic on Nov 17, 2005 0:04:15 GMT -5
(A voice is heard over the screen)
(The Following announcement is not sponsored be the OWF or the United States of America)
A man wearing a fencing mask, long sleeved white hoodie with the hood up and a pair of white gloves is shown on the screen.......
Man- Ladies and Gentlemen and all fans of the OWF, I am a new wrestler in this federation. The one that you all found out about last week on breakdown, Yes I am Mimic.. The Following is just a taste of what I bring to a wrestling federation, and a taste of what is about to go on while I a*static*
(Screen goes black and then turns back to a local news station.)
Anchor- We now take you to the President. George W Bush for a special message.
(A desk is scene with the Seal of the President on it, American flag to the side and a man that seems to be good ol' W sitting behind it)
W- Well thanks for watching me this evening. I'm very sorry for taking over your programing but I will be done rambling in a few moments. My crack staff of writers have mad one heck of a speech for me this evening, but you know what? I'm going to just wing it (hehehe)
(W Throws the paper in the air and continues to talk.)
First of all Citizens, I thank you all again for re voting me in to office for four more years. I will try to do a good of job my father keeps telling me that I am doing...
Now to business. As you all know by now I am a huge liar... I mean wrestling fan. Yea thats right a wrestling fan not a liar.
I have came across a federation, called the OWF, know in this federation I found a couple of people that I kinda liked so I had Powell do a background check on them and I didn't like what I scene.
So before I tell you about them I'm going to tell you what I did. I called up the president. Wait, I'm the President.
Can I get some help in here I'm confused. Send in Dick.
Outside voice- Mr. President you called the President of the OWF.
W- Yea thats it I called the OWF President. It's a good job but he's not the President of the USA (HEHE)
I called him up and told him who I was and what I wanted to do and he was happy to set me up in a match.
So on to the match. A tag team match with some one named Sampson. Not my first choice of partners I would have went with Dick or Collen or my father who was a President of the USA too. But so far I haven't found anything bad about so Ill keep him..
My opponents on the other hand. First. Major.
I know what you did son. Were I come from Disappearing from the army is going AWOL and AWOL is wrong. I'm coming for ya. You are in trouble Lt or not..
To your Partner Majik. This person is worse of then you son.
(W looks straight into the camera with a goofy but serious look on his face)
What you are doing is wrong. I have found that you haven't paid taxes on your swamp land for many years. Thats a crime in my book... All the Chickens and other animals you have sacrificed is a violation of the WWF and that is a crime...
I am coming for all of you. I'll start out with you two and move on....
Thanks for your time...
Static
(Mimic is scene again sitting behind the desk with the Seal and flag just as it was before)
Mimic- No one is safe!
Laughter
Fade
End
(The Following announcement is not sponsored be the OWF or the United States of America)
A man wearing a fencing mask, long sleeved white hoodie with the hood up and a pair of white gloves is shown on the screen.......
Man- Ladies and Gentlemen and all fans of the OWF, I am a new wrestler in this federation. The one that you all found out about last week on breakdown, Yes I am Mimic.. The Following is just a taste of what I bring to a wrestling federation, and a taste of what is about to go on while I a*static*
(Screen goes black and then turns back to a local news station.)
Anchor- We now take you to the President. George W Bush for a special message.
(A desk is scene with the Seal of the President on it, American flag to the side and a man that seems to be good ol' W sitting behind it)
W- Well thanks for watching me this evening. I'm very sorry for taking over your programing but I will be done rambling in a few moments. My crack staff of writers have mad one heck of a speech for me this evening, but you know what? I'm going to just wing it (hehehe)
(W Throws the paper in the air and continues to talk.)
First of all Citizens, I thank you all again for re voting me in to office for four more years. I will try to do a good of job my father keeps telling me that I am doing...
Now to business. As you all know by now I am a huge liar... I mean wrestling fan. Yea thats right a wrestling fan not a liar.
I have came across a federation, called the OWF, know in this federation I found a couple of people that I kinda liked so I had Powell do a background check on them and I didn't like what I scene.
So before I tell you about them I'm going to tell you what I did. I called up the president. Wait, I'm the President.
Can I get some help in here I'm confused. Send in Dick.
Outside voice- Mr. President you called the President of the OWF.
W- Yea thats it I called the OWF President. It's a good job but he's not the President of the USA (HEHE)
I called him up and told him who I was and what I wanted to do and he was happy to set me up in a match.
So on to the match. A tag team match with some one named Sampson. Not my first choice of partners I would have went with Dick or Collen or my father who was a President of the USA too. But so far I haven't found anything bad about so Ill keep him..
My opponents on the other hand. First. Major.
I know what you did son. Were I come from Disappearing from the army is going AWOL and AWOL is wrong. I'm coming for ya. You are in trouble Lt or not..
To your Partner Majik. This person is worse of then you son.
(W looks straight into the camera with a goofy but serious look on his face)
What you are doing is wrong. I have found that you haven't paid taxes on your swamp land for many years. Thats a crime in my book... All the Chickens and other animals you have sacrificed is a violation of the WWF and that is a crime...
I am coming for all of you. I'll start out with you two and move on....
Thanks for your time...
Static
(Mimic is scene again sitting behind the desk with the Seal and flag just as it was before)
Mimic- No one is safe!
Laughter
Fade
End