Post by major on Oct 1, 2005 15:21:59 GMT -5
{Camera opens on a close up of major drinking a Budweiser, while he’s listening to music on his headset and his head is bouncing. In the background you can hear some loud noise that seems to be some sort of machinery. Some glass breaks and crashes to the ground. As the camera pans away, Major is sitting on top of the biggest bulldozer that you have ever seen in your life. People are screaming, crying and yelling at him. Major finally takes notice of a man climbing onto the dozer, and takes off his earphones.}
The Man- What the HELL do you think your doing?
Major- Well, after I heard about the destruction the hurricane had cause to you citizens, I felt that it was my duty to help those that needed it. So I came all the way down here to do my part, by helping tearing down these old destroyed houses. So now I am here to pave over the past and build for the future.
[Major throws the dozer into drive, some more glass breaks and boards are heard snapping. The camera pans further back and you could see what was left of a million dollar home.]
The Man- You IDIOT that hurricane hit New Orleans?!
Major- you mean this isn’t 4326 Elm Street? [He sticks his hand into his pocket and feels around for the card with the address written on it.]
The Man- It is but your dozing My million dollar house that is located in Little Rock, Arkanasa!!!
[Major looks down at the card with the address on it.]
Major-!!! Whoops!!! It does say New Orleans and not Arkanasa on it I better call monoxide! Sorry about the mess up. I would stay and have a beer with you, but there are more less fortunate people without homes that need to be helped.
[He backs up the dozer and as he does the whole house is seen collapsing in on itself. The owner of the house falls to his knees wheeping. The rest of the family joins him. Major just looks at the pile of destruction and smirks to himself.]
Major- Man I just love helping people. Well off to New Orleans! Well on the bright side at least I have a long ride ahead of me, long enough for me to figure out why I lost that dam title match. I did loose that title match....Didn't I?!
[Major turns he dozer around and rides off into the sunset, Major flips of the camera and opens up another Budwieser as the camera fades out.]
The Man- What the HELL do you think your doing?
Major- Well, after I heard about the destruction the hurricane had cause to you citizens, I felt that it was my duty to help those that needed it. So I came all the way down here to do my part, by helping tearing down these old destroyed houses. So now I am here to pave over the past and build for the future.
[Major throws the dozer into drive, some more glass breaks and boards are heard snapping. The camera pans further back and you could see what was left of a million dollar home.]
The Man- You IDIOT that hurricane hit New Orleans?!
Major- you mean this isn’t 4326 Elm Street? [He sticks his hand into his pocket and feels around for the card with the address written on it.]
The Man- It is but your dozing My million dollar house that is located in Little Rock, Arkanasa!!!
[Major looks down at the card with the address on it.]
Major-!!! Whoops!!! It does say New Orleans and not Arkanasa on it I better call monoxide! Sorry about the mess up. I would stay and have a beer with you, but there are more less fortunate people without homes that need to be helped.
[He backs up the dozer and as he does the whole house is seen collapsing in on itself. The owner of the house falls to his knees wheeping. The rest of the family joins him. Major just looks at the pile of destruction and smirks to himself.]
Major- Man I just love helping people. Well off to New Orleans! Well on the bright side at least I have a long ride ahead of me, long enough for me to figure out why I lost that dam title match. I did loose that title match....Didn't I?!
[Major turns he dozer around and rides off into the sunset, Major flips of the camera and opens up another Budwieser as the camera fades out.]